Thursday, 2 April 2026

The Rocky Road Stops Here – Winter Is Over

 

Carrick-On-Shannon Marina at sunset

The island of Ireland is the westernmost country of the European Union (for now), and politics aside, its location in the eastern Atlantic makes it simultaneously the safest place in the northern hemisphere in the event of a new world war, and the most dangerous place to go outside when there is an R in the month.

The howling wind that blows off the Atlantic combined with the endless cloud, horizontal rain and short daylight hours made the winter a particularly cheerless time, but most importantly, it didn’t feel at all like we were going to die: a stark contrast from the devastation wrought on the Valencians back in 2024.

For the most part, the children got up, went to school, came home, ate, watched TV and went to bed. But in all that, Things Were Actually Happening. For example, Livia had some life-defining tests that confirmed – officially – that she has a light form of autism.

What happened next was a complete breath of fresh air compared to the treatment she received elsewhere: she can be assigned a qualified Special Educational Needs professional in the classroom, who will support her, give her moral guidance, and crucially help her learn at her own pace.

Livia’s school is located in a tiny town in rural Ireland, but the staff have made her feel at home – she no longer stays in bed as long as possible in the mornings trying to avoid the inevitable: she doesn’t relish school, but she isn’t having mini panic attacks at the thought of spending the day there.

What’s more, Livia has actually started applying the things she has learned: she even wrote a full sentence without any help, which caused me to spontaneously stand up in surprise and sheer wonderment at how far she has come in such a short time. She is expressing herself fully, making fewer monosyllabic noises when she wants something, and answering questions, albeit often after having repeated them.

She has always had a mischievous sense of humour, verging on the slapstick with a side-order of absurdism, and this has developed a great deal in the meantime. She can be either great company or a total blight on the experience, but this is the very essence of her versatile character.

Dainoris has flourished at school. He has developed a keen interest in the animal world, and can tell us facts about all sorts of creatures that we have never heard of. He will often watch a full Attenborough documentary, pausing only to blink or occasionally breathe. His room is full of animal figurines he has collected – some from the German Schleich brand, which are anatomically extremely accurate.

He also likes to play board games, as does his mother, so they spent the dark winter evenings bonding a lot playing mainly Frustration and Snakes and Ladders. I occasionally joined them, but it was mostly their thing. Besides, I am more into Scrabble and 15-ball pool.

On top of all this, he has a close relationship with a young lady from his class, that we shall call Manon. Her mother is coincidentally Belgian (Walloon this time) and father British, both with hints of German. The mirroring to our family history is quite uncanny. They hang around in school a lot and also after school on Fridays at the playground. Manon has a younger sister, Marie, who likes to play with Livia and Milda: she also has spectrum-like overtones, which puts her in pole position to make Livia a perfect playmate.

As for Milda, she is going places. She pays attention to everything going on around her; she listens to adults’ advice and tries to apply her new-found wisdom; she is super easy to tend to, and she’ll eat what you put in front of her, although less so these days than she used to.

Despite being the youngest, she is also the most articulate and erudite – she loves a good chat on anything, no matter its nature, and has a penchant for making complicated phrases out of straightforward explanations, much like this sentence. I am surprised she stops for air sometimes. Her brain is so methodical and rational, that she gets angry with herself for making mistakes. Methinks we have a perfectionist in the household – I am going to try to teach her to understand that mistakes are good ways of learning and remembering better ways to accomplish things.

Bonny Bee has been very busy this winter with her translations – she has a great number of things on the go at the same time, and relishes her daily activities. I have been doing the auxiliary tasks, like driving everyone around, shopping, cooking, and developing the garden. Now that spring has arrived, I have started on the project of landscaping the grounds, including putting in two ponds, five trees (to start with), and some decent paths, rocks, flowerbeds, and seating areas.


As well as this, I have almost totally completed my pivot from adult language training to writing and my debut novel made it to the shelves in February. It’s been a difficult birth, but finally it saw the light: I wrote it back in Luxembourg in 2022, and after a year getting the illustrations right, I found myself in Spain. So I had to coordinate that as well as our integration into Spanish society. By the time it was finally published, we had moved to Ireland.

So what’s next? Well… we are getting on with the house renovation, slowly but there are signs of progress – we hope to have a bathroom and utility room fitted by the end of spring, then we will move on to the roof and ceilings before tackling the bedrooms. Once they are properly installed and equipped, the central room will need attention, and then I think we can move in. I’m hoping by this time next year.

Imagine: if it weren’t for a group of defeatist boardroom directors in a private school in Luxembourg, we would probably never have had these experiences. I love to turn adversity into positivity.

On 22 January, Milda turned 6. We decided from now on, every child will have a party for their birthday and a cake. This particular one was made by Anna Kaczmarek, owner of Cake Me Away in Carrick, and it was better than some people's wedding cakes.

Full moon, 3 March - it was so bright, I could even leave the flash off my camera.

Dainoris and Manon on the Boardwalk at Drumshanbo, a popular place to go for a walk.

The gawdy lettering in Dunnes Bar, Carrick.

Going for a magic walk at the fairy trail in Slatta, County Roscommon.

The bank of the River Erne at Enniskillen is a fabulous place to go for a walk.

St Patrick's Day is a proper community event.

Even the coffee is green!

They threw sweets from the procession floats - needless to say, the children reached quite a hoard...

Swans glide under the bridge at Carrick-On-Shannon connecting Leitrim with Roscommon. 

Signing books at Fenagh Community Centre.

Meeting our friend Basel in Dublin. He left Gaza and now he is saving lives in a busy hospital

The magnificent Rye River Café in Kilcock, County Kildare.

A spectacular view north from County Westmeath graced further by the appearance of a rainbow.


Saturday, 27 December 2025

Back To The Rocky Road – December Started In November

On Wednesday 5 November, we found ourselves surrounded by employees dressed as elves, holly draped from poles, tinsel hanging off ceilings, while a young man with an electric organ and a Santa jumper sang songs made famous by Slade, Wizzard, Michael Bublé, Dean Martin and the Pogues.

The festering corpse of Halloween was still fresh in our memory. As I had mentioned in a previous post, just a week and a half earlier, we had taken the children to the annual spook fest organised by the good people of Cloone, a pretty lively village 10 minutes up the road. In the Bóthar na Naomh forest park and bridle circuit, the members of the local Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA), of which there is one in nearly every parish, put on an uproarious nighttime Halloween Walk under the trees.



The whole thing was a magnificent testimony to the vivid imagination and quirky humour of the people here: there were mummies coming alive in coffins, smoky fires with witches chanting incantations, imprisoned zombies trying to grab you from a wooden cage as you went past, an upturned car (I kid you not) where children dressed as ghouls opened the doors upwards and screamed at you, a maniac with a chainsaw, and even a bloke dressed as the Grim Reaper on a real horse.

Hundreds of people flocked to the event, one of the most famous in the north-west. And it’s easy to see why: it was so well thought-out and immaculately organised. You had to reserve your places on a bus that took you to the other end of the village and dropped you at the entrance to the forest park. They went every ten minutes so that the previous busload will have made some headway along the five-hundred-metre trail.

The children were completely taken in by it all, and I have to say, it was the most fun I’ve had at Halloween in many, many years. I hope we’ll all be able to do it again next year.

That’s why it was such a jolt for us to find ourselves on a Wednesday evening when the leaves were still green in places standing in The Shed Distillery of PJ Rigney, purveyor of some of Ireland’s finest spirits, in Drumshanbo, immersed in tinsel and dodging the ubiquitous antlers.

If you ever have the fortune to stumble on a pub that sells Drumshanbo whiskey, please try it. It is one of the smoothest, creamiest and tastiest drinks of its kind, and the number of awards it receives bears witness to that. They also make a gin and a vodka, and they too are incredibly popular. In fact, I was introduced to Drumshanbo whiskey when I was in the famous Cobblestone pub in Dublin in December 2024. When I heard the house we have bought was only 20 minutes from the distillery, I felt a pang of excitement.

So the distillery was trying to milk the post-Halloween off-season for as much Christmas traffic as it could muster. But boy, was this a really good introduction to Christmas in Ireland. It really set the ball rolling, and I also managed to buy all the presents not destined for family in there, so that was something.

Mid-November was chilly. We were told by MetEireann, the Irish weather bureau, that we would see temperatures below zero and some biting northerly winds. This would also be good news for us as it meant we could plant the hedge we had planned for. Earlier on, our neighbours had some work done on their driveway, and we asked the man with the digger if he’d trundle over to our field and make a ditch and a raised bed for a hedge. It took all of half an hour to do, and a week later we bought some native hedgerow shrubs from a small garden centre in Roscommon.

We went out there one afternoon while the sun was setting to plant them. There are hawthorn, blackthorn, hazel, elder, willow, all native, and a few hornbeams for a little variety. At the top is a spindle as a focus point. In a short while, this will provide some very special foliage for wildlife. We also planted some raspberry shrubs to give a little bit of sustenance to the wildlife, and maybe a few jams for us.

Beyond that, it’s quite damp ground so I want to put in some huge stones to make a menhir and plant native trees like willow, ash, hazel, alder, elder and maybe yew around the outside to create a sort of grove, interspersed with some proper native bushes like cornus, forsythia, holly, hawthorn, and mountain-ash. Some of them are very thirsty, and I’m hoping they’ll help harden the ground a little and attract birds and small wild animals. I’m not getting any younger, so I’m hoping to have all this done before the end of this decade. I think it’s ambitious but achievable. If my plan works, it will have taken seven years to regain the semblance of a garden we had before.

On Friday 5 December, after school, we took a drive to County Sligo and the village of Ballymote. There is an Art Deco theatre that has recently been refurbished after a hiatus of a couple of decades. It was going to be turned into a library, but the residents kicked up a fuss and the council got in touch with the main theatre in Sligo town asking if they’d want a provincial branch. They accepted, and we were there to watch one of the first performances: a good old-fashioned seasonal pantomime.

The drive there, accompanied by the first airing of the Christmas playlist, was uneventful in the driving rain, but it cleared up and by the time we arrived, it was mild and calm. The local theatrical group had gathered to put on Alice in Wonderland, complete with a dame played by a bearded rugby-type fellow, a couple of youthful women playing the traditional role of boys, and a lot of dancers from a youth dance troupe in Sligo.

We were the first to arrive, and the jolly woman at the box office bleeped our digital tickets. The children were giddy with expectation and in exceptionally high spirits for a Friday after school. The story was punctuated by the usual mixture of soppy songs, knavish tricks, valiant endeavours, audience participation, wacky chases around the auditorium (twice!), and cheesy jokes, with the usual happy ending and collective closing song by the whole cast.

Nobody went home disappointed after two hours and forty-five minutes. In fact, the place was buzzing, as were many members of the lovely cast, who we found outside at the front of the theatre to cool off and chat to audience members. We were hungry by this point, so we took a stroll through Ballymote looking for somewhere to eat. The only place open was a pizza-and-fry-up place a couple of hundred metres up the main street, which made a nice change.


I have been affected by the dying of the light in November-December for many years. I haven’t been diagnosed with Seasonal Affective Disorder, but I’m sure I have it. One of the main worries I had moving to Ireland was how this would affect me, especially considering my already fragile emotional state from all the recent upheaval. 

And yes, the two weeks before Christmas were nasty. But before anyone crows “you shouldn’t have left Spain!” I had it there too, and it was just as bad, if not worse. Last year, I barely left my bed from the moment I got home. At the office, I was frequently in the relax area because I knew I wouldn’t be able to cope staying awake.

However, this year, I didn’t need to spend half as long in bed, but I did have some dark moments. I was a lot in my own thoughts and didn’t do much interacting, which I look back on with some regret, as I don’t want to miss out on enjoying my family’s childhood years.



On Tuesday 23 December, Bonny Bee and I dropped the kids at Aoife’s house for the day so that we could do the Christmas shopping in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland. The principal reason for choosing to go there is they have a Marks and Spencer Food Hall. Some will say “how posh!” but actually, compared to our local supermarket in the Republic of Ireland it’s a bargain, believe me. I trundled round the aisles, jaw slackened, ogling at the potted porchetta, the petits fours, the varieties of cheese, the wines, the huge selection of seafood platters, biscuits, cashews, macadamia, almonds, pistachios, walnuts, dried apricots, raisins and sultanas, the list goes on…

The town of Enniskillen is a pleasant place with properly down-to-earth inhabitants, but even I was expecting a hellish shopping experience. I was wrong. Although there were hundreds more people out shopping than usual and the shopping centre car park had a queue to enter, there was a lot of excuse me and oops, sorry about that, which was a real breath of fresh air.

I hadn’t had such a carefree Christmas shopping experience since London in 1999. I remember Auchan in Luxembourg, even a few days before Christmas, was a miserable experience. There would be queues to the cheese counter, to the deli, to the butcher, to the chocolatier, to the cashier, to the wrapping stall, to the escalator or lift to get to the car, to the parking machine, and to drive out through one of the three exits.

We went to Metz one year and it was a living hell from start to finish. It put me in such a stressful mood, this was the review I left the parking garage in the St Jacques shopping centre:

What sadist thought it would be a good idea to build an underground multi-storey car park where the spaces are so tiny and the driveways so narrow, you need to make a sixteen-point turn to squeeze a modestly-sized car in; you need to get everyone out before you park; some lifts are out of order, and the others are mostly full from the lower floors, so you need to take your double pushchair up the staircase; the travelator is very difficult to find; you have to drive round the perimeter of each and every floor in order to get to the exit, and the exit itself spews you onto a street so narrow, you have to mount the pavement to pass any errantly parked vehicles? I have seen a vision of hell today, and it is under the St Jacques shopping centre. What's worst, is you have to pay for this humiliation. The greatest advertisement for public transport I have ever seen, if only the public transport workers weren't perpetually on strike. Avoid at all costs.

So this was quite a change. I do like living in less densely populated areas for the simplicity and anxiety-free lifestyle. And Enniskillen is a thriving market town with a lot of terrific places to shop, eat and drink. We visited the Gourmet Grocer, a fabulous shop with everything from Swedish gingerbread houses to Italian cheeses. Then there was Gillen’s Greengrocers, selling Brussels sprouts on the stalk, cherry tomatoes on the vine, rhubarb and ginger jam, and seven different types of potatoes.

We went to Granny Annie’s for lunch, a place that was cosy and warm, as was its menu. I often don’t like being in dark places when it’s still light outside, but this lovely space gave off really welcoming vibes. The wait staff were also very confident, chatty and sociable, which was the sure sign that the management looked after them well. I ordered a steak in Guinness pie and Bonny Bee settled for a chicken curry. When it came, my pie was as big as a brick, the mashed potato it came with creamy and succulent, and the mixed vegetables sweet and tender, making it a very easy dish to love.

We left Enniskillen with full boot, full stomachs and full moods. I hadn’t felt as Christmassy as this for years. The day after, we were invited to our neighbours Becky and Sam’s house for Christmas Eve drinks and nibbles. They are YouTubers with their own channel and a host of viewers, so some of you might have come across them before. They had invited the entire neighbourhood and nearly everyone showed up.

I played my part by making a few snacks too, and I read out a couple of my comedy poems. Although it started at 1pm, we were still there at 8pm – and again, I thought, it hasn’t felt this Christmassy in years. The conversation flowed, the drinks too, and virtually all the food got eaten. Even the children said they enjoyed it, which is a proper test, as they can be very discerning.

At some point in mid-December, we had taken a trip to Sligo where there is a massive toy shop, and we bought all the children’s presents, but we hadn’t had time to wrap them. We put them in the house in one of the empty rooms and in the morning when the children couldn’t find their presents in our digs, there was just a little map left by “Santa” with an arrow pointing to the room where the presents were. From the map, Milda knew exactly where to find them, as she’s a really astute girl and always has been.

On Christmas morning, the children took their gifts back to the temporary lodgings and opened them all up. We had got them some model houses: a school, a playground and a family home, to do some roleplaying together. We also got a few other things, and of course, some bits were lost by the end of the morning. In Mohill town centre is a butcher’s shop; a very good one. I go there five or six days a week, and I had ordered some venison for us.

Now I needed to prepare Christmas lunch. I chopped the sprouts off their stalk, cut up some carrots and potatoes, and cooked them in butter and olive oil on the stove until they were tender. I cut the venison into steaks, lightly seasoned and seared them for 6 minutes each side, and also cooked some homemade stuffing. Needless to say, there were complaints about the quality of the food – far too healthy, not beige enough – but I keep doggedly forcing healthy food on them, and slowly they’re accepting this is what they will always receive at home.

The end of the year is approaching rapidly, and all I can think of are my resolutions for 2026:

1. Begin renovating the house

2. Take the children individually on a short trip somewhere to a place they’ll be inspired

3. Organise some good launch events for my book, scheduled for publication in February

4. Lose more weight and get fitter

5. Complete my second book and send it to the publisher 


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Friday, 7 November 2025

Down The Rocky Road – What Is Civilisation? Two Lessons From History

 


On Monday 27 October, autumn half-term, we decided to head to two places in County Roscommon that are very important to the history of this island: the National Famine Museum in Strokestown, and Rathcroghan, which is one of Ireland’s five ancient royal sites and the burial ground of the kings of Connaught.

Aoife had told us of a lot of noteworthy events and places to go during this week, so we took her advice. She is a particularly wise woman and her husband works at the museum in Strokestown. We were told it was an interesting place, but until we arrived, I don’t think any of us were prepared for what awaited us. The vast grounds lead up to a sprawling complex of buildings housing a multiple-award-winning testimony to the horrors of the early Victorian period in Ireland.

The reason the National Museum dedicated to the single most catastrophic event to befall these islands is located in Strokestown is explained in the main exhibition itself. Major Denis Mahon, a British Army officer, was the landlord of Strokestown House at the time of the Famine and was ambushed, shot and killed on his way home from an emergency relief meeting. There are still question marks over the identity of his killer and also over his character, but on the whole, he was another in the long line of English ruling class bigwigs who put value for money above the struggle for equity and justice. The events leading up to his death, the potential motives for them, the records left intact and the buildings that bear testimony to the Famine make Strokestown the most important remnant of the age.

In 1836, nine years before the Famine, Major Mahon took over Strokestown House from his uncle Maurice, against whom he brought an injunction claiming he was unfit to care for the estate. This was primarily because he had waived the rent agreements of the village of Ballykilcline under his control and ceded part of the estate back to the Crown. Maurice was handed an official declaration stating he was a lunatic, and that Denis was to be his legal guardian and the sole executor of Strokestown House along with its vast lands and estate.

A typical dwelling of the time made out of turf, or peat

The estate itself was in serious debt – £30,000 to be precise, or over £4 million in today’s money, so Major Mahon set to work trying to claw back the debts. This included demanding the three years of rent owed by the villagers of Ballykilcline and various other tenants his uncle had turned a blind eye to.

Many of the inhabitants of Roscommon, the county where Strokestown is situated, were so disgruntled by the obligation to pay rent despite all the hardships befalling them, that they went on strike. Mahon tried to evict many of his own tenants, but they kept returning, so in 1847, two years into the Great Famine, he took the advice that the price of hiring a couple of ships to send his own tenants off to Canada would cost less than their upkeep in Strokestown.

It was about 70km to Sligo Harbour in the west, but he was advised it was cheaper to make them walk to Dublin, over double the distance away. From there they had to catch a boat to Liverpool before being herded onto four of the notorious Coffin Ships and transported across the Atlantic. The journey in 1847 took about six weeks but could last double that time, depending on the skill of the navigator and the clemency of the weather. Added to that, people weren’t always allowed to leave the ship upon arrival: many ships were quarantined due to disease.

Some of the faces of those from the area, placed on pillars and hung from the ceiling

The lack of food, water, hygiene and space experienced by these émigrés meant that only a little over half of all Mahon’s former tenants made it to Canada. That is why they were called Coffin Ships – a fact that even the sharks of the Atlantic Ocean were aware of, as they were often seen trailing these vessels, for obvious reasons. When word about the conditions reached those back in Strokestown who hadn’t made the journey, there was great distress.

We have to understand the political situation at the time to get a fuller picture. I won’t go into the minutiae of details, but it’s safe to say that the Prime Minister of the time, Sir Robert Peel, was about as popular in Ireland as a bout of e-coli. Indigenous Irish Catholics, who made up the vast majority of the population, were more or less at the mercy of the Protestant landed gentry. A famine a century earlier, along with several promises to raise the Catholics from their status as second class citizens that had been broken, had already made the Westminster ruling elite and the British Crown deeply unpopular.

William Pitt the Younger actually resigned as Prime Minister after 18 years because he was thwarted by the aristocracy while trying to emancipate the Irish Catholics. George III, a man who had already misjudged the American situation, showed further signs of being tone deaf when he refused to allow Catholics to sit in Parliament. This meant that when Ireland and Great Britain merged as the United Kingdom on 1 January 1801, not a single MP was representing the majority in Ireland in the House of Commons.

In August of 1847, three months after many of his tenants had left Strokestown, Mahon showed up at his domain having been in England far away from the chaos. What chaos do I mean? In September 1845, a little under two years before this, a disease called Phytophthora Infestans had arrived on the shores of Ireland having been detected in other parts of Europe from 1842 already.

The blight had not affected other countries’ inhabitants as much as those of Ireland because they had a more varied diet. In Ireland, there was only one main crop: the potato. It provided the nutrients needed to sustain the people and up to 6kg of the stuff was consumed per grown man each day. With the arrival of this blight, it soon became clear that there was going to be a national emergency pretty soon.

A list of people
designated to receive
 a package of meat
at Christmas
But the government in London wasted an abominable amount of time holding inquiries and conducting research into the causes and the likely outcome of the potato blight. Indeed, all this obfuscation and mindless wasting of precious time meant that by the time a consensus had been reached, the whole island had been engulfed in a horrific famine. In many parts of the island, it was reported that not a single animal lived, and not a sound could be heard from the countryside. When it was decided that action needed to be taken, Major Mahon thought shipping his tenants off to Canada was the best course of action.

For that reason, upon Mahon’s return in August 1847, he was a deeply unpopular man, and the priest Father Michael McDermott, who Mahon had left in charge of the Relief Committee in his absence, gave a vitriolic diatribe from his pulpit, accusing Mahon of taking pleasure in turfing his tenants out and destroying their properties to keep them from returning. It was claimed by a sitting Lord in Westminster, raising the subject later on, that Father McDermott had denounced Mahon as being “worse than Cromwell”, going on to add “yet he lives”.

This alone was an inelegant and unintentional authorisation to remove Mahon by any means necessary.

One thing led to another and in early November of that year, Mahon was ambushed and killed while riding home from a relief meeting. Four suspects were named and pursued, but nobody actually admitted to the murder, and anyone who may have known never came forward, such was the feeling of contempt towards Major Mahon.

One of the suspects most likely to have been involved lamented the “accursed system” of the secret society known as the Molly Maguires, who used to bring turmoil and disorder wherever they went, and may have been instrumental in Mahon’s murder. The Dubliners wrote a song about them, containing the lines:

“Make way for the Molly Maguires,
They're drinkers, they're liars but they're men;
Make way for the Molly Maguires,
You'll never see the likes of them again.”

Major Mahon is interred in a mausoleum in the grounds of Strokestown House, and was the first of the landed gentry to be killed. His daughter, Grace, who was on her honeymoon at the time of the murder, vowed never to set foot again at Strokestown, so her new husband, Henry Sandford Pakenham, who himself came from a family owning a vast amount of land, took on the administration of the estate. Under his guidance, the huge debts accumulated by the Mahon family were paid off, but the evictions and dispatching of tenants continued.

The Pakenham-Mahon family remained owners of Strokestown House right up until 1979, when it was sold to the Westward Group, a large enterprise with a greatly varied portfolio. Since then, they have invested a significant amount of funds into restoring the estate. It was the logical site of the National Famine Museum because of the events I described, but also because when the Westward Group took over the estate, they found a colossal number of records, letters and artifacts from the time, enough to turn it into the most evocative and illuminating museum I have been in for many years.

One of the most shameful parts of this story was the way the British government handled it: the strict adherence to procedures that led to more suffering and the miserly way the British treated the Irish through introducing levies and tariffs on Irish exports meant for their salvation, they were totally dependent on the very rulers who chose to treat them as competitors and suppress them.

The fact that it has won several prizes comes as no surprise: it has been meticulously restored and everything that could be displayed is there for all to see. I wholeheartedly recommend a trip to Strokestown House if you are in the area, and make sure you set aside a good half-day as there’s a lot to take in.

A plan of Strokestown from the period

We arrived on a rather grim, wet autumn afternoon. Coming through the town outside the gates, a pretty and lively place with a wide boulevard leading up to the premises, it gave off an air of a bygone era of enormous wealth and prestige. It reminded me a little of the streets outside Het Loo in Apeldoorn or the Palais de Versailles with their avenues all pointing to the main residence in the area. The domain itself was situated at the end of a long and well-asphalted driveway where the car park overflow had reached the front of the main building. There were evidently a lot of people who had the same idea as us.

Dedication to
the Choctaw
We parked and went in through an ultra-modern portal into a very welcoming foyer area with a gift shop and a café with woodland views just through the back. After consulting the receptionist at front desk, it was clear she loved her job. She gave us multiple suggestions including a Samhain walk for kids through the wooded grounds that went round in a spyglass pattern.

We went to the café first as it was lunchtime and we were hungry. They had a proper selection of food, which is one of my chief requirements when I visit a public building: what’s on the menu, and is it fresh? They passed very well – my second positive impression. We went back to the reception and opted for the main museum and the Children’s Samhain Walk.

Passing through a courtyard that contained a memorial of thanks to the Choctaw people of North America for coming to the assistance of the Irish in the Famine, I could instantly tell that this was going to be an intense experience. From the moment you walk in the main museum, you are greeted with texts and artifacts in chronological order explaining the story, the main points of which I explained earlier in this article.

A few weeks ago, Dainoris and Milda had asked us about the history of Ireland and Bonny Bee had found a series of images from the 1800s including those of the hardships, so they were aware of this period of time. Now they were in the museum, they went round the pictures and maps asking all sorts of pertinent questions and for the first time they didn’t hurry from room to room, like they did at Dublin Castle recently. It was an exceptionally gratifying experience, and they deserved their Children’s Samhain Walk.

The museum did a great job with the woodland
Despite the rain, we trudged through the woodland area with a map containing some blank spaces to be filled in to win a prize. They had really thought the whole thing through because there were lots of informative placards explaining the origins of Samhain all round the course. The woodland area itself was also pleasingly landscaped and planned: native trees, some obviously very old, lined the trail.

Back at the museum, we got our prizes and went back to the café to warm up and have dessert. They had such a terrific selection of cakes and biscuits, it was difficult to choose which one. And the day was still fairly young… what to do?

I suggested paying a short visit to Rathcroghan Archaeological Site, just down the road. It was in this area of over 500 hectares with 60 individual monuments and 20 ring forts, that Samhain was first conceived, which then spawned Halloween. The period around 31 October-1 November has for centuries been associated with death and remembering ancestors. These days, the church has of course gentrified it into the time of year when descendants visit the graves of their predecessors and reverentially drop off a few flowers.

But it is a sanitised and rather pious interpretation of this time of year.

Samhain always marked the end of the year, when the fecundity of the spring and summer turned into autumn and then into winter. Very often the inhabitants would have saved all the fruit they didn’t eat and put it in underground storage – peat was a very good pantry in those days. By the time they took it out, the fruit would have fermented and turned alcoholic. Mixed with some ground grain, it would turn into a centrepiece for a midwinter feast to celebrate the turning of the darkness into light. This is where those Christmas sweets come in – they are direct descendants of early humankind’s marking of the seasons.

Livia takes her own route
Let us focus on Samhain for a moment: it is said that this time of the year is when the veil between this life and the one beyond is at its thinnest. It is said we can communicate more easily with our ancestors and deceased loved ones during Samhain. If you think talking to the dead is a bit fanciful, ask a Catholic priest – they do all kinds of acts to communicate with the dead, mainly so-called “saints” and beatified figures they feel worthy of being addressed. The pre-Christian folk did that but to people they actually knew.

And at this place, with so many standing stones and circles, the calendars were marked and observed by the people. It helped them know when to plant, when to reap, mow, sow, dig, and prepare for what was to come. They even made babies according to the calendar, so that the majority of pregnancies had a good chance to last during the gentler summer months. They were also used for ceremonies to mark the passage of time and to celebrate or commemorate. They probably held feasts during times of abundance and convened gatherings there during times of scarcity or war.

The view due south from the top of the mound

One of the reasons women were in charge more than at any point since the Church took over is because of their biological faculties. They had the power to populate villages, so they would take matters into their own hands. Marriage was (and kind of still is) a root of population decline, and they weren’t always a prerequisite. Morals have always been open to interpretation and for sure they fit the times and the conditions, but it’s really much more about necessity than about developed-world trends and expectations. Back then, it was about survival more than anything else, so women would aim to get pregnant by any means.

After Christianity spread, morals concerning sex were very much guided by people who often chose to be celibate. They berated and vilified the people adhering to the old ways: one of the reasons why the stereotype of a demon is a horned, red-faced pitchfork-wielding creature is because the Christian clergy would point at ruddy-faced peasants out in the land, turning the soil with their forks. They would often have skulls of animals like goats or deer near the entrances of their houses, hence the horns. This was how the Church cajoled society into abandoning ways they had grown accustomed to for generations.

They took the old pagan festivals and spun them into stories about their own deity. Samhain, the festival commemorating the dead, became “All Hallows’ Day” and “All Saints’ Day”; Yule, the darkest time of the year when there were fires and feasts celebrating the returning of the light, became Christmas, when a symbolic light was personified and came to take us from so-called “darkness”; and the festival of fertility and rebirth named after the Germanic goddess Ostara and the Anglo-Saxon goddess Eostre, possibly going back to the Greek Eos and maybe even to the Akkadian goddess Ishtar, became Easter, when another kind of rebirth was foisted in to replace the original one.

Out with nature, the seasons, astronomy and agriculture, and in with a calendar centred around a story about some strangers in a faraway land and agreed upon by people who had never set foot in a muddy field. They would spend centuries proselytising and moralising, shaming and cajoling non-believers to join their flocks. They would send kings and armies to invade their Holy Land, send emissaries to far-off countries to overpower and enforce their book upon the people, causing untold amounts of death, pain and indignity on people from Aztec Mexico to the rainforests of Africa. Hundreds of thousands fell victim to enslavement and deracination, all due to the insistence that the deity being introduced to them was the one and only.

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What do these two stories tell us?

Firstly, that those with the power to do so will direct the narrative in their favour, no matter how much damage they may have inflicted. Nobody has ever brought criminal charges against any Witchfinder, Conquistador, or English landowner for their roles in the respective calamities they were responsible for. Indeed, many of the Popes and Crusaders that foisted their religion on everyone in the name of “enlightenment”, killing, displacing, enslaving, or expelling the folk from their lands were elevated to sainthood, or at least beatified by their patrons. Some even had cities, provinces and countries named after them. They were quite within their rights to act with total impunity as it just took too long for history to catch up to their crimes.

The one thing that democracy has brought us is the ability to bring charges against those responsible for causing harm and to act as a dam holding up the waters of decline and deprivation. They don’t always get justice done, but it’s the best we have. Over the years, many people have been brought out of their rudimentary conditions and elevated to a higher standard of living. The fundamental principles of a functioning democracy is its aspiration to continual development and advancement of its society. But this doesn’t always mean it’s the best thing for everyone – most civilisations get on with their own thing far better just by being left alone to sort it out.

How would Ireland have fared if it had been left to its own devices? We’ll never know, but my guess is maybe something like a warmer version of Iceland but maybe with its monarchs. Imagine if the Incas or the Aztecs had been able to ward off the Spanish: would they be a superpower now? How about religion? The last country to remain pagan was Lithuania, and it still has a thriving community today. It is possible that the old gods of Ireland would have been more relevant for much longer. They are making quite a comeback these days, so it’s not totally lost. More on that another time.

The day we visited Rathcroghan, it was a windy, blustery afternoon approaching darkness. Nevertheless, it made an impression on us all as the view from the top was indisputably breathtaking, and we all understood the significance of the site. We will return when the weather is more clement. What the visits to these two places taught us personally is that our ancestors paid heavy prices for us to have what we do today, and it would be unwise or even foolish to think that a dose of autocracy or outside interference is what we need. Considering what happened to the Irish, it most definitely is not.








Turnips used to be used in Ireland as Jack O'Lanterns until the Americans used pumpkins. The final photo shows a fairy door in one of the trees.